And, finally, a new production of James Kirkwood's flop comedy Legends will be touring the country with speculated stars Joan Collins and Linda Evans in the lead roles. Yes. Joan Collins and Linda Evans will be appearing together in Kansas City and Phoenix in a crappy '80s play. Get your tickets IMMEDIATELY. And while you're waiting for the show, pick up a copy of Diary of a Mad Playwright, Kirkwood's novel about the backstage shenanigans that helped bring the original Legends down. Unfortunately, the quality of its writing is just above the quality of this site's writing. However, if you want to feel like you're not the only one whose life was destroyed by Mary Martin and Carol Channing, it's a must-read.