Joanie, 24, sales associate, Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania
TEFY: I was sad to see she didn't list "Chachi" under her interests, but I have to love a small-town PA girl who loves The Goonies and "Futurama."
The NB: Congrats on claiming the Chachi joke, Zach. Sorry about your state having a town called Beaver Falls, though. Anyway, this gal kind of looks like what Celine Dion would look like if she ate. Fingers crossed that she's as certifiably bananas as Celine.