2.14.2006

VD digest.

If you've received one of those heart-shaped boxes of crappy Russell Stover chocolates from a cheap client, don't fret. One of those chocolates is only 70-80 calories. And four are only about 300. So, when you're sitting there alone in your cubicle, eyes half-closed in the fluorescent light, and finally eating that lone pink-filled bonbon you've so carefully picked around all hour, just calm down—you've only ingested 2,000 calories.

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