Coco Kidnapped-Cox-Arquette.

Good morning. We hope you had a nice Independence Day. What you may not have known is that over the July 4 weekend, Jennifer Aniston went completely bananas over the whole Brad 'n' Angie thing that, in a moment of utter desperation, she snatched little Coco Cox-Arquette out of BFF Courteney's arms and ran for it. We've included a picture, though we cannot locate one single news story about. God damn Live 8. We'll keep you posted.