Absinthe you've been gone.

For fans of Daniel Handler's The Basic Eight, here's a site from which you can buy all kinds of absinthes. Or you can just mix a bottle of hot sauce with a bottle of Scope and infuse it with some black Twizzlers (we have interns to "pay"!). Either way, you'll be singing Elton John tunes to Nicole Kidman on a giant elephant.

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