Phat weekend.

Well, folks, another weekend is upon us. And before you shout "Get off! Get off!" why not take a moment to reflect on your life, your accomplishments, your successes, your love, your wealth, your joie de vivre and realize that none of it will ever come close to matching that of Kimora Lee Simmons. In our case, she has managed to create a Web site for herself less unnecessary than this one. For that, we absolutely salute you. Kims, you make us feel as big as we really are—approximately 5'4".

Please enjoy the weekend, all. If you're interested in seeing your NB editor's actual skill, click on the top link in the links section and follow the instructions. But please make sure you are dressed well and are prepared to buy him at least one alcoholic beverage, post-show. Otherwise, we'll see you Monday for another day and week of crap commentary on crap.


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