According to today, Britney Spears is having a boy, most likely to be named Preston. Sorry to all of you who thought it was twins—Britney only looks that big because her 32 daily Starbucks concoctions each have about 3,000 calories in them. Britney's going to look like she's having twins long after she spawns li'l P-Fed. And oh how we'll laugh. And cry. And not care.