Department of Missing.

Good morning. Please be on high alert. There are semi-non-celebrities missing.

Scout Taylor-Compton, née Desariee Compton, of TV's "That's My Ravens," "Unfabulous," "Charmed" and more, has been missing since August 12. There are no leads, but it's suspected she was abducted by the vowels in her birthname.

Patrick McDermott, Olivia Newton-John's longtime boyfriend, has been missing since he went on an overnight fishing trip on June 30. As Scott Peterson is incarcerated, there are no leads.

Finally, Tallahassee's premier "pansexual playground" Brothers is still playing the Todd Terry remix of Everything But the Girl's 1994 hit "Missing."

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Anonymous said...

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!
-Toni Denise