Little girls, little girls, everywhere I turn I can see them.

Here's the Web site for the 18 millionth national tour of the controversial musical, Annie. We highlight this for two reasons only.

1) Humiliating publicity shots:



2) Mackenzie Phillips as Lily St. Regis. (We love her But-I'm-the-Star-of-the-Show-length bio.)

Oh. Wait. Three reasons.

3) The kid playing Annie has its own Web site, wherein you can see proof that if you were stuck in a room with it for more than two seconds, the sun wouldn't come out tomorrow or ever.