Missionary position.

Nun sets Catholicism back at least 2 hours.

(Oh, if any of our dear reader speaks Belgian, this paper ran photos of the dirty dancing in question. If you find them, let us know. We gave up after a run of "z"s and "j"s separated by 13 "a"s made us lightheaded. Until then, this photo of a community theater production of Dan Goggin's international sensation Nunsense will have to do. Sorry.)