Michelle Tanner, grown up.

Wow. This is totally not how we thought she'd turn out. And she doesn't even mention D.J. or Stephanie or Uncle Joey or even Kimmy Gibler. She just talks about and ex-boyfriend and some rats, which is really kind of gross. And she uses "s"s where "z"s should be. What is she, all English now? Well, at least she didn't grow up to be a larger version of the monkey baby she was. Looking like that could have lead to drug abuse and anorexia, you know? Anyway, we love you, Michelle. Good luck with that badminton.