He loved his coffee. So did death.

Via kottke.org, a riotous site wherein you can enter your favorite caffeinated beverage and your weight, and it will tell you how much of said beverage you'd need to drink in order to die. The NB is a caffeine-free workplace (have you seen what happens to a 12-year-old Rumanian after two glasses of Mountain Dew?), so we don't really have much to gain from the site. However, if anyone knows of a similar site that measures the probable fatal intake of Klonopin and Pinot Noir, we're all ears.