Charlotte's web.

Charlotte Church takes a page from the Shirley Bassey handbook and calls drugly rocker and sometime-Mr.-Kate-Moss Pete Doherty a wanker. Doherty, meanwhile, has been compared to an inflatable penis by Liam Gallagher, and a "Make Doherty History" campaign has been suggested by Damon Albarn. Most of all, none of this is of any consequence to anyo...mmmm...Damon Albarn...