Razr sharp.

On the "Goddess Giving" section of her "inspirational" Web site (yes, we link this every week—it's that important), Melanie Griffith writes, "Being a celebrity offers many opportunities, but one of the most important is the chance to help those in need. Each month I'll focus on different causes and organizations. Please join me; together we can make a difference."

Here's another opportunity being a celebrity affords Ms. Griffith and the difference it probably made.