We're so proud when a site like this gets about 200 comments per post, and we get about 0 unless we write about Anthony Federov being gay or little twin Nazi singers. We're not lying—we're honestly very proud. But couldn't she have come up with a first name, for god's sake? It's not like it's Mr. McDonald. Unless it is on whatever planet this woman's from. Seems like it's one of the Asian ones. It's cool.