You're killing us.

Yes, folks, it seems like we're slacking. We know. The truth is, we really are trying to find crap to post—there just isn't that much out there today.

We did find this, though. It's totally morbid, but we're intrigued by both bridges and suicide, so when they join forces, we go bananas! It's a graph of the locations of the Golden Gate Bridge suicides. On average, someone jumps off the Golden Gate every two weeks, and now you can see which locations are the most popular! It seems most of them occur at the middle of the bridge and facing the Bay City area. So, if you're considering a Golden Gate suicide, maybe face the Pacific and mix it up a little. We're kidding! Don't kill yourself. Life is so much more Golden. Or, at least, International Orange.