Your NB editor received this bit of spam in his email today:
My Friend, You are in Trouble
First of all, the "a" in "are" should be capitalized. Second of all, am I? Are we? Dear reader, because of our absence, you may wonder the same thing yourself. The answer, guerilla emailer and friend, is no. We are not in trouble. We are merely experiencing a rough patch in this musical comedy we call life. We don't quite know what the upcoming weeks will bring, but we will do our best to provide the same C-level entertainment as best we can. If there are lapses, blatant errors, humor that actually makes you laugh, we apologize.
Enough about us.
My friend, you are in apt hands.
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