Daddy doo.

All right. Because we've gotten 0 emails asking for it, here it is: the Kevin Federline rap snippet that's probably been on every site in the universe but because we like how he namechecks himself and lets us know that "K-Fed" is pronounced "kay-fay-ed, we're posting it here, too (you may need a username and password to access the file, which we HIGHLY recommend you do not create). Got a problem with that, Pavarattis? 'Cause it's all straight 2008 style here.