Model models.

We meant to post this earlier, but, much like what a model would have done, we forgot. It's a New York Times piece about how the contestants on "America's Next Top Model" would in no way ever become America's next top model if they weren't on a reality TV show. Guy Trebay, the author of the article, says that the "Top Model" girls are all too old and fat to ever become supermodels in America. To support his point, he goes on to name the current reigning supermodels, a bunch of girls no one's ever heard of.

Oh, and because we forgot again, here's fourfour's summary, complete with one of the most hi-larious soundbytes ever, of the ANTM clip show from last week.