2.09.2006

How to dismantle an industry.

Fergie's stained dress...



...is pretty much how we felt about what we saw of the GRAMMYs, which was about 15 non-fast-forwarded minutes. Admittedly, the Gorillaz opening was kind of cool but then Madonna popped up from beneath the stage to bring it to a screeching halt with a strangely uninspired and half lip-synched (there is a God!) performance of her "Voulez-Vous" song. Then, Kelly Clarkson, previous contest winner, won two GRAMMYs and performed not "Since U Been Gone" in what looked like the remains of the French Quarter...



Then, U2, who put out the same record every year, won yet another batch of GRAMMYs. Then, Jamie Foxx was onstage with Kanye West for which James Taylor gave a standing ovation. Then, we exploded. But not before an all-star tribute to something, featuring Teri Hatcher...



All in all, if this is the state of music, we'd like to secede. Da-da-dah-da-da-DA!

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