Speaking of Paris.

You really have to admit, we've pretty much excelled at keeping the NB Hilton-free. Except for a few lapses, the world's most famous whore (honestly—why does she wear clothes? Honestly.) has not been seen in these parts. We plan to keep it that way. The only problem is that we're kind of obsessed with Hilton's fiancé, Latsis, pretty much only because the Greek shipping heir is a bit challenged when it comes to dressing himself. Here's the latest attempt:



We don't quite know what the thing in the middle is, but we have to assume it's one of those special Chernobyl-sized fanny packs that holds millions of dollars.

Obviously. there are more pics of Latsis's errors, but we don't get paid enough to go searching for them right now. We do pledge, however, to post every future instance of money being wasted.