You're no Angelina.

Damn it, Jolie, we were next, NEXT, on the list to be granted Cambodian citizenship, and you come along all "But I'll adopt you" and "I'm very pretty," and ruin our chance. Do you know how often they grant an American Cambodian citizenship after we bombed their country to pieces in the early '70s? Do you? Let's just say NOT VERY OFTEN. Thanks, lady.