Maestro, please.

Rumor has it that someone's leaving "Alias"! If you don't want to know who it is, keep reading because yesterday it was Jennifer Garner and today it's Michael Vartan. Nice work, Abrams, but may we suggest spreading out such a PR stunt over more than one day. As well, for tomorrow's departure rumor, may we suggest the subject be Mia Maestro and may we also suggest making it not a rumor.