Singing Sark.

In other "Alias" news, native Oregonian David Anders, a.k.a. Mr. Sark, will appear in a NYC Fringe Festival musical called Beautiful. Beautiful "explores themes of image and celebrity, insecurity and jealousy, identity and friendship, infatuation and love...[It is] the story of a man held captive by his personal search for beauty." Oh, so it's basically Alias: the Musical. We'll play along and call it Beautiful, but you're not fooling us, wily Sark.