The Medusa of awards banquets.

All right. This post has nothing to do with Friday, but it's all much too much to let pass. Alas, may we interest you in some Liz Taylor? Corbin Bernsen? Maxwell Caulfield? Brian Cox? Jon Voight? Mickey Dolenz? We can? One tip: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT.

Ladies and gentlemen, the 14th Annual Britannia Awards. Godspeed.