Ashtray.

In other younger, less-talented-sister news, Ashlee Simpson apparently is in talks with the producers of Saturday Night Live (SNL to those with black American Express cards) to appear on an October show to promote her new, provocatively titled record, I Am Me. When asked why in the world she'd want to return to the show on which she was internationally humiliated, she tells Billboard magazine, "I've battled those demons. I'm ready to go back out and do it again."

Yes, Ashlee (which, by the way, it's spelled "Ashley"), you may be. But maybe it's time you stopped thinking about yourself for one second and consider how we, who are we, feel.